Forget to Remember, Remember to Forget

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The names' Shea. I am a cat-lover, I wish I could fly, and I wish I was a mermaid. My head is always in the clouds and Pretty Woman is one of my absolute favoritest movies evah! And I am loving life.
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This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

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This will never stop being hilarious.

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why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

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  • Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
  • Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
  • Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
  • Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
  • Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
  • Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
  • Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
  • Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
  • Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
  • Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
  • Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
  • Boo: A childhood hero.
  • Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
  • Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
  • Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
  • Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
  • Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
  • Nemo: Your bravest moment.
  • Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
  • Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
  • Alice: Done drugs?
  • Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
  • Merida: What are you most passionate about?
  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL

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